The Rhetorical Question Post

Dear Man-bag Boy,

What. ARE. you. doing? Why are you toting around a giant Coach handbag?  You do realize those were not made with men in mind? Are you straight, gay or is it still TBA?

Exhibit A

What do you have in your giant Man-bag? Most guys stick their daily necessities in their pockets and have room to spare.  Your pockets are apparently just to keep your hand warm or maybe look cool? So I ask again, what do you have in there?

Exhibit B

Let’s not try to play it off like its your girlfriend (or is it girl-friend’s?) purse.  A girl would never let a guy tote around her bag like that unless she just had shoulder surgery, on both shoulders.  Or was a cruel & evil beach.

So Man with Bag, what’s the deal? What’s going on in that head of yours?  Is it for function, fashion or both? More importantly, have Man-purses all of a sudden become a common household item? Are they a newfound male necessity? Will someone please bring me up to speed? :/

All the best in your future fashion endeavors Man-bag boy,

Janette

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